Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
They have beer where we have blood.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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