i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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