His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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