Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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