she was so not down for the gang bang
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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