If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I'm really busy with my period
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