we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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