I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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