I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Welp...herpes.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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