I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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