East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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