I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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