His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
50% drunk capacity currently
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
