she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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