Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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