Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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