Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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