she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
