Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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