Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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