how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Text me some of your sweat
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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