This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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