He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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