Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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