So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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