So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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