Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
This is my gift to your gina
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
