Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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