I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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