i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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