I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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