You made me cry and you don't even care
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
