No period for spring break; use this wisely.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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