dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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