i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Bring me that man meat
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
