Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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