But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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