i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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