sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
