just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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