Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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