I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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