Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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