You made me cry and you don't even care
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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