I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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