i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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