i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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