His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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