It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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