Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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