using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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