normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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